Wattle and Daub Construction Expert poor jobs

 Job Specifications: Without the convenience of a corner Home Depot store, you have to provide shelter for your family by weaving long, sharp wands of hazel into makeshift hurdles called �wattles.� That�s the easy part. Then you go to your livestock (see what�s coming?), collect a large amount of dung, and mix it with water, straw and mud. But wait, there�s more! Stick your fingers into this delightful mixture and apply it to the hurdles, making sure to fill in all the holes and gaps so you don�t get any nasty draughts. Repairs are needed on a regular basis.

 Drawbacks: Aside from the pungent aroma of fresh cow poop, you face the delightful prospect of removing the ringworms and pinworms that tend to pool in animal feces. And let me tell you�the smell of turd baking in the sunshine ain�t nothing like Grandma�s apple pies.

 Perks: No matter how bad it is, it�s still a better proposition than freezing in the winter.

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